Joe Biden lookalike tried to get free meals at McDonald’s while impersonating President

An Idaho man was arrested this week for fraudulently impersonating the newly elected President Joe Biden on multiple occasions reports the Twin Falls Herald. Ernest Young, an elderly 87-year-old man with no previous criminal record, has allegedly been harassing the staff at a local McDonald’s restaurant since Joe Biden’s victory. Young tried to impersonate the newly … Read more Joe Biden lookalike tried to get free meals at McDonald’s while impersonating President

Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers

An Australian man convicted in 2011 for a series of sexual assaults on wild kangaroos was arrested this morning in the Canadian Northwest Territories for recidivating… on beavers! 29-year old Brian Derringer was arrested this morning in Yellowknife by officers of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) and accused of sexually assaulting wild beavers on … Read more Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers

Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume

An exotic dancer hired to entertain a bachelorette party in Orlando was almost killed after he showed up at the wrong address, entering an MS-13 hideout in his policeman costume. The 26-year old stripper Steve Macon was hired to show up at a bachelorette party and entertain a group of a dozen women last night. … Read more Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume

South African man arrested for bribing game wardens in exchange for sex with elephants

A South African businessman has been arrested by Johannesburg police after he attempted to bribe game wardens thirty-seven times in the past twelve months. Olag van der Berg, 63, attempted to bribe Kruger National Park game wardens on numerous occasions in exchange for sex with the native wildlife. Van der Berg was very insistent and may … Read more South African man arrested for bribing game wardens in exchange for sex with elephants

Male nurse arrested after telling patients gynecological exam was necessary part of COVID-19 testing

A Florida nurse has been charged with multiple counts of sexual assault after he told several dozen patients that a gynecological exam was part of the COVID-19 testing procedure. Billy J. O’Brien, 23, a nurse at Jackson Memorial Hospital, was arrested by Miami police this week after several complaints of patients raised the alarm. O’Brien, who … Read more Male nurse arrested after telling patients gynecological exam was necessary part of COVID-19 testing

1500-year old magical grimoire stolen from Italian museum by “invisible” thieves

Audacious thieves using some unidentified type of stealth technology making them invisible stole a priceless antique book of magic rituals last night from the Museum of Precinema, in Padua. Security agents doing their round around 3:45 this morning noticed that some items were missing from their displays, including a 6th Century Egyptian-Greek codex of necromancy, … Read more 1500-year old magical grimoire stolen from Italian museum by “invisible” thieves

Florida hypnotherapist denies malpractice after impregnating 1,367 of his patients

A Miami hypnotherapist who impregnated 1,367 of his female patients since 2006 told a judge this week that he did not believe he had breached any professional standards by doing so. Leif Worgunsten, 58, made headlines in 2018 when 56 women accused him of hypnotizing them and impregnating them, leading hundreds of other women to come … Read more Florida hypnotherapist denies malpractice after impregnating 1,367 of his patients

Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters

A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters. William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition according to medical staff at Allendale County Hospital after being mistaken for a deer by two local hunters. According to the two hunters, Tenenbaum was … Read more Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters

Babysitter accused of theft after binge eating 75 lbs of employer’s food in less than three hours

A Cincinnati babysitter is accused of felony theft after almost emptying her employer’s fridge, freezer, and pantry over a 2h40 time-lapse, devouring over 75 lbs of food without permission. 51-year old Barbara Smith was arrested this morning by the Cincinnati Police Department for illegally eating over $1500 worth of food while babysitting two young children. … Read more Babysitter accused of theft after binge eating 75 lbs of employer’s food in less than three hours

NYC: Female bus driver crashes into tree while attempting to give herself a cunnilingus

A New York bus driver is facing criminal negligence charges after crashing into a tree while allegedly attempting to give herself a cunnilingus, according to several eyewitness reports. Betty Goldstar, 56, has been suspended without pay after causing an accident involving 26 people Metropolitan Transportation Authority officials announced Friday. Goldstar, who has been working at the … Read more NYC: Female bus driver crashes into tree while attempting to give herself a cunnilingus