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Texas authorities are on high alert after a convicted serial snowman rapist has escaped from a Texarkana federal prison. Travis Feldman, 42, a multi-recidivist sexual offender and exhibitionist has escaped from FCI Texarkana, a low-security federal prison. Authorities fear the man could go on a wild sex rampage due to the current meteorological conditions prevailing in … Read more Texas authorities on high alert after convicted serial snowman rapist escapes from prison during winter storm

A heavily inebriated man was arrested this morning after entering a Pet Valu store in downtown Cincinnati and devouring at least 16 live fishes in front of horrified and powerless employees. Around 9:45 this morning, the Cincinnati Police Department received a call from a pet store concerning an intoxicated customer allegedly harming animals and causing … Read more Cincinnati man arrested after entering pet shop while drunk and eating a dozen live goldfishes

A New Zealand sheep farmer was arrested after it was confirmed by health authorities that he had sexually transmitted the coronavirus to hundreds of his animals. Jeremiah Wilson, 37, alerted health authorities last week after being hospitalized for symptoms of the coronavirus and admitting to hospital staff to having sexual relations with his flock of … Read more New Zealand farmer jailed after sexually transmitting coronavirus to flock of 400 sheep

A man accused of adding male genitals to more than 400 snowmen over a 2 year period in the city of La Malbaie, in the Canadian province of Quebec, was sentenced to 18 months of imprisonment and a $15,000 fine for his deeds. 49-year old Bruno Miller, an unemployed sculptor and self-described “performance artist and … Read more Canadian man receives 18-month sentence for repeatedly adding penises to neighbors’ snowmen

Two gorillas at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park have tested positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by a drunk woman last week. Latifa Jones, 36, was arrested last Saturday for breaking and entering the facility of the San Diego Zoo Safari Park around 11 pm. Video footage later revealed that the heavily intoxicated … Read more Two gorillas at San Diego Zoo test positive for COVID-19 after being sexually assaulted by drunk woman

U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service have discovered trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen in Nanci Pelosi’s coffee machine after several rioters broke into her office have reported White House staff. The discovery was made late the next morning after several rioters had broken into, vandalized, and stole various items from Nancy Pelosi’s office … Read more Traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office

An Oregon woman has been arrested after she ran over her husband of 20 years with the family pickup truck on Christmas Day. Annabelle Stockton, 47, rammed her husband, Gerald Heinz, 53, into the garage door with their 1997 Dodge Ram 1500 after she was apparently displeased with the present she received on Christmas Day. … Read more Woman runs over husband 17 times with pickup truck after receiving strap-on dildo for Christmas

An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened after several complaints of shoppers alleged that inappropriate sexual behavior was taking place. Elmer Heinz, 73, Janette Weaver, 62, and Elliot McAnnister, 43, were found intoxicated and in possession of … Read more Police shut down Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Santa, Mrs. Claus and elf had threesome in public

Washington, D.C. | Three Georgetown University students were arrested this morning by agents of the FBI Counterterrorism Division for planning a bomb attack on an unidentified target using tons of Mentos mints and Diet Coke. Dozens of federal agents invested three apartments and a commercial storage unit early this morning in the Georgetown and West … Read more FBI arrests 3 men planning an attack with a Mentos and Diet Coke bomb

A New York resident has been arrested after allegedly inserting over 600 needles in her boyfriend’s genitals while he was sleeping and heavily intoxicated by alcohol. Jessica Lang, 38, an acupuncturist by profession, apparently took revenge on her cheating boyfriend after she discovered he was having an affair with another woman said the NYPD. Lang … Read more Acupuncturist takes revenge on cheating boyfriend by inserting over 600 needles in his genitals