Police shut down Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Santa, Mrs. Claus and elf had threesome in public

An Ohio Christmas mall kiosk was shut down by police this week after three intoxicated employees partook in sexual acts in public. Zanesville police intervened after several complaints of shoppers alleged that inappropriate sexual behavior was taking place. Elmer Heinz, 73, Janette Weaver, 62, and Elliot McAnnister, 43, were found intoxicated and in possession of … Read more Police shut down Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Santa, Mrs. Claus and elf had threesome in public

FBI arrests 3 men planning an attack with a Mentos and Diet Coke bomb

Washington, D.C. | Three Georgetown University students were arrested this morning by agents of the FBI Counterterrorism Division for planning a bomb attack on an unidentified target using tons of Mentos mints and Diet Coke. Dozens of federal agents invested three apartments and a commercial storage unit early this morning in the Georgetown and West … Read more FBI arrests 3 men planning an attack with a Mentos and Diet Coke bomb

Acupuncturist takes revenge on cheating boyfriend by inserting over 600 needles in his genitals

A New York resident has been arrested after allegedly inserting over 600 needles in her boyfriend’s genitals while he was sleeping and heavily intoxicated by alcohol. Jessica Lang, 38, an acupuncturist by profession, apparently took revenge on her cheating boyfriend after she discovered he was having an affair with another woman said the NYPD. Lang … Read more Acupuncturist takes revenge on cheating boyfriend by inserting over 600 needles in his genitals

Joe Biden lookalike tried to get free meals at McDonald’s while impersonating President

An Idaho man was arrested this week for fraudulently impersonating the newly elected President Joe Biden on multiple occasions reports the Twin Falls Herald. Ernest Young, an elderly 87-year-old man with no previous criminal record, has allegedly been harassing the staff at a local McDonald’s restaurant since Joe Biden’s victory. Young tried to impersonate the newly … Read more Joe Biden lookalike tried to get free meals at McDonald’s while impersonating President

Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers

An Australian man convicted in 2011 for a series of sexual assaults on wild kangaroos was arrested this morning in the Canadian Northwest Territories for recidivating… on beavers! 29-year old Brian Derringer was arrested this morning in Yellowknife by officers of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) and accused of sexually assaulting wild beavers on … Read more Convicted Australian kangaroo rapist arrested in Canada for sexually assaulting beavers

Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume

An exotic dancer hired to entertain a bachelorette party in Orlando was almost killed after he showed up at the wrong address, entering an MS-13 hideout in his policeman costume. The 26-year old stripper Steve Macon was hired to show up at a bachelorette party and entertain a group of a dozen women last night. … Read more Male stripper shot 5 times after showing up at a gang hideout by mistake in a cop costume

South African man arrested for bribing game wardens in exchange for sex with elephants

A South African businessman has been arrested by Johannesburg police after he attempted to bribe game wardens thirty-seven times in the past twelve months. Olag van der Berg, 63, attempted to bribe Kruger National Park game wardens on numerous occasions in exchange for sex with the native wildlife. Van der Berg was very insistent and may … Read more South African man arrested for bribing game wardens in exchange for sex with elephants

Male nurse arrested after telling patients gynecological exam was necessary part of COVID-19 testing

A Florida nurse has been charged with multiple counts of sexual assault after he told several dozen patients that a gynecological exam was part of the COVID-19 testing procedure. Billy J. O’Brien, 23, a nurse at Jackson Memorial Hospital, was arrested by Miami police this week after several complaints of patients raised the alarm. O’Brien, who … Read more Male nurse arrested after telling patients gynecological exam was necessary part of COVID-19 testing