Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters

A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters. William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition according to medical staff at Allendale County Hospital after being mistaken for a deer by two local hunters. According to the two hunters, Tenenbaum was … Read more Trans species man who self-identifies as a deer accidentally shot by hunters

Babysitter accused of theft after binge eating 75 lbs of employer’s food in less than three hours

A Cincinnati babysitter is accused of felony theft after almost emptying her employer’s fridge, freezer, and pantry over a 2h40 time-lapse, devouring over 75 lbs of food without permission. 51-year old Barbara Smith was arrested this morning by the Cincinnati Police Department for illegally eating over $1500 worth of food while babysitting two young children. … Read more Babysitter accused of theft after binge eating 75 lbs of employer’s food in less than three hours

NYC: Female bus driver crashes into tree while attempting to give herself a cunnilingus

A New York bus driver is facing criminal negligence charges after crashing into a tree while allegedly attempting to give herself a cunnilingus, according to several eyewitness reports. Betty Goldstar, 56, has been suspended without pay after causing an accident involving 26 people Metropolitan Transportation Authority officials announced Friday. Goldstar, who has been working at the … Read more NYC: Female bus driver crashes into tree while attempting to give herself a cunnilingus

Detroit: Rabid prostitute shot dead by police, autopsy reveals 12 chewed off penises in her stomach

The autopsy of sex worker killed by officers of the Detroit Police Department (DPD) last weekend revealed some astonishing and disturbing facts: not only was she infected with rabies, but she had the remains of at least a dozen human penises in her digestive system. 47-year Loretta Monroe was tased repeatedly before being shot 17 … Read more Detroit: Rabid prostitute shot dead by police, autopsy reveals 12 chewed off penises in her stomach

Trio of rioters arrested for breaking into sperm bank and stealing hundreds of samples

Three Minneapolis residents have been arrested for breaking into a sperm bank during the riots that occurred last Saturday have reported Minneapolis police. Latifah White, 29, Ivory Pepper, 31, and Yve Peach, 28, were arrested yesterday after video surveillance cameras caught images of the three suspects breaking into the local fertility clinic. It is believed … Read more Trio of rioters arrested for breaking into sperm bank and stealing hundreds of samples

Miami: 22 protesters arrested during sexual assault on statue of Christopher Columbus

Miami police have arrested no less than 22 people after a protest against a statue of Christopher Columbus escalated into a sexual orgy claim authorities. Protesters first denounced the Italian explorer as a racist figure of white supremacy before several activists started to take off their clothes and sexually assault the statue. Many eyewitnesses were shocked … Read more Miami: 22 protesters arrested during sexual assault on statue of Christopher Columbus

4 feet 2 inches man arrested for public lewdness after sex with garden gnome

A Minnesota man was arrested this week after concerned Rochester residents noticed a naked man running around their neighborhood. Michael Manners, 37, was intercepted by Rochester police while under the influence of crack cocaine, crystal meth, and after possibly ingesting glass cleaner. Manners was found naked, passed out and unconscious when authorities arrived on the … Read more 4 feet 2 inches man arrested for public lewdness after sex with garden gnome

New York: Chinese man takes revenge on ex-girlfriend by eating her two dogs, six puppies and two cats

A New York City resident was arrested this week after his former girlfriend pressed charges after he allegedly kidnapped and ate her two dogs, six puppies and two cats. Gou Yīn Jīng Chī, 22, a software engineering student originally from China, was later arrested after police found the skeletal remains of several animals in his … Read more New York: Chinese man takes revenge on ex-girlfriend by eating her two dogs, six puppies and two cats

Fetishist squirrel hunted down in Pittsburg after stealing hundreds of lace panties from clotheslines

A kleptomaniac squirrel with a thing for women’s underwear was finally caught this morning after allegedly stealing more than 300 pairs of panties over the last six months. The unusual thief was reported dozens of times over the last months throughout the Garfield and Squirrel Hill South neighborhoods, stealing women’s underwear drying on clotheslines and … Read more Fetishist squirrel hunted down in Pittsburg after stealing hundreds of lace panties from clotheslines

Morgue employee contracted coronavirus after sex with infected corpses

A Massachusetts morgue employee has been hospitalized after he allegedly had sexual interactions with several cadavers infected with the COVID-19 virus. Damien Cole, 29, was forced to admit to Western Massachusetts Hospital staff that he indulged in sexual intercourse with several male and female corpses at his workplace after he complained suffering from a severe fever. … Read more Morgue employee contracted coronavirus after sex with infected corpses